Long Shot
ANYACON 2025: MANDATORY CORPORATE RETREAT 

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$10 suggested donation, all ticket sales go directly to artists.
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Don’t be late to ANYACON2025: Mandatory Corporate Retreat, where synergy meets the bottom line. Tonight, your fearless (and slightly unhinged) facilitator Anya Heart, along with upper management,  Clay Sublett and Desirée Dabice, will guide you and your fellow “coworkers” through a whirlwind of team-building exercises, motivational strategies, and lessons in corporate culture that no business school would ever approve.

This retreat is less about climbing the ladder and more about falling off of it—expect awkward icebreakers, questionable leadership seminars, and enough toxic positivity to fuel an entire LinkedIn thread. Along the way, you may discover uncomfortable truths: that capitalism is absurd, your colleagues are truly terrible people, and the only thing keeping this “company” afloat is blind confidence. Remember to set your status to “away”, this retreat is MANDATORY! (Please be advised all employees will have to make up lost hours before next quarter.)

FEATURED ARTISTS : 
LENNY MARCHICA as ANYA HEART
CLAY SUBLETT
Desirée Dabice

Longshot is a monthly showcase series of experimental comedy and performance art highlighting works in progress. The show allows for artists and performers to explore long format work that has never been shown before and provides audiences with a unique experience and the opportunity to let people know, “I saw it first”.